The latest scoop on Tiger Woods simply says...well, he is in SEX REHAB! among other things. So proud of Elin who was clever enough FINALLY to look at his cell phone for texts. I mean, when did she start having suspicions? Oprah has had many a talk show that show the sure tell signs that your spouse is cheating on you, so why didn't you look at his cell phone sooner?
Anyway, just read the article. It'll make you laugh. I actually feel sorry for the couple because every marriage deserves a chance and I think TW seems like a kind enough man to learn to trust again. I'm no psychologist or therapist, but I think it can work. Maybe only if the rehab works...geez! I hope the staff is unattractive, flat-chested and missing teeth. However, that may not stop a sex addict.
Two hilarious viral pieces came out this week surrounding "Tiger Mania". The first is the video game featured below, and under that is the funny sex scandal tape. Both the Tiger Video Game and Sex Scandal Parody are on this page for your viewing pleasure..."you're welcome" and Enjoy!
In this game, you are Tiger, and you are in your Escalade with your Mistress. The goal is simple, get through the game, but avoid obstacles like trees and fire hydrants so you won't get hit by your ex-wife with a golf club. You'll see a link to play the game for yourself. I don't need to play it, I get it. If you do, let us know what you score.
The other clip that premiered this week, is the fabricated "Tiger Sex Tape - Parody", which you will have to see to believe. In this clip, I think Tiger got some pretty good advice from his caddy (whom we hear is his number one when it came to doing many of things), and great job with the golf play by play.
Running count - as of today: 16 Mistresses total Alleged illegal performance enhancing drug use
Good job Tiger? What are you thinking dude? Would it be better if he didn't call? And how did this voicemail get released?...Incredible!
Thanksgiving morning (2009)...Whoa!, Tiger is in an accident and is seriously injured. If you were like me, I thought he was dead and part of me was worried, I really like the guy. We find that he crashed into a fire hydrant and tree, and was pulled out of the car by his wife, after she breaks the window with golf club (which is weird).
Here's when "WE" come in...
Whoa, maybe the wife became distraught after she found of his extra marital affairs, so she attacks him, yeah, that's what happened, and that's why he lost control of the car. Wait a minute, Tiger has had extra marital affairs?...
So what seemingly could be a simple traffic accident, is now a big blockbuster circus event. Tiger is keeping things quiet, which is great, and has made a few press releases in the last few days...at leaast we know he's okay (physically). Then, out of nowhere, today on his website, he discloses to everyone that he engaged in activities that aren't aligned with his values. I guess the pressure was too much. As they say, if you run, "WE" chase. He gave in.
This is fine, as long as its private. But everywhere, the discussion of cheating and monogamy is at the top of every discussion board and you have people who are vocal about it on both sides... Where are you?
It provides for some pretty good entertainment wouldn't you say, and part of me, doesn't want to believe that "The Tiger" cheated, he's got a beautiful wife, children, he's at the top of the world and he's a great roll model. Maybe he cheated maybe he didn't. I don't care. Let's move on folks...
Then today, we here his voicemail to a girl who he's had relations with, requesting that she remove her name from her Voice ID, so that her name doesn't appear on Tiger's phone, apparently the his lady got made...good for her.
It makes things a little more real and that Tiger is not so focused and at the top of his game after all. However, lots of people like this because it makes him human. It brings him down to earth. What do you think?
If it was anybody else, this would have gone away with the Thanksgiving turkey, but since its Tiger, there really is now escape. We'll be paying attention to see how this thing unravels. Stay tuned.
Can you believe how much attention Tiger Woods has been getting? Sorta like our buddy, Dave Lettermen, maybe it's just better for Tiger to fess up. Infidelity is nothing new for the famous actor and athlete. I mean, c'mon people! Isn't that somewhere in the fine print for that particular job description. It's probably in tiny, tiny, tiny print somewhere in the contracts...
"Dost thou chooseth the path of an actor or athlete, thou dost also chooseth to have infidelitous affairs beyond the grasp of his or her morally correct parameters."
In other words, don't most athletes fall into this at least once in their lives. And hasn't infidelity in the sports world become a norm of sorts. Magic. A-Rod. Oscar de la Hoya. Yes. That's what I said. Derek Jeter. Dennis Rodman. Kobe. What is the truth?
Well, I am hoping that Tiger Woods will maintain a clean record. This Rachel lady has already said that she has nothing to do with him romantically. To be honest with you, I don't really care. It's too much. Let the people be. Let Tiger live his life and manage the situation with the family.
Was it your moon? I just got back from watching a midnight show of this saga. First, I must say that I didn't even read the books. But now I MUST. I absolutely need more detail! Anyway, first reactions. DAMN! That was good. I mean, I did enjoy it. Jacob is seriously luscious! I do have to say that all I can think of when I see that little face is Shark Boy. However, those abs and guns...whew baby! Hold me, Jacob! Hold me! I'll kiss you if Bella won't! I will say that in my heart, I am still Team Edward. Eclipse is definitely going to have to do something to me to get me on Team Jacob. But that sparkle of Edward has me good. My lust for Jacob is purely phsyical.
I do also have to say that...ALL YOU DIE HARD TWILIGHT FANS ARE CRAZY! I can't believe I stood in line with all of you who were about to knock someone's eyes out if they took half a step in front of you while waiting in line. Sheez! I was among the teeny bopper, young adult crowd. I'm telling you, this cougar felt part of the in crowd. LOL! haha...go out and see New Moon. I think you'll enjoy! Then go and read the books! OR...go read the books first. Whatever! Be part of the craze. It's a must! Make it your moon!
Oprah will be ending her 25 year long show sometime in the year 2011. That is, unless her fans and EMPLOYEES urge her not to do so. She has done so much for the public and even more for those fans of her whom have been changed personally somehow. But do not fear! My guess is that she has something even greater planned! She is going to pull something out of that hat of hers. She is truly a woman of dreams and goals and her mission is not yet complete. So, congratulations to Oprah on such a wonderful monument of a talk show you have created! It will be impossible to recreate what you have created. No one and no other show will ever take the place of yours! Good luck!
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